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Ganked from various peeps, including evil twin skripka

Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.

1. Nathan Petrelli
2. River Tam
3. Daniel Jackson
4. Ms. Parker
5. Leroy Jethro Gibbs
6. Malcolm Reynolds
7. Peter Petrelli
8. Bob Brown
9. Tony DiNozzo
10. Angel
11. Simon Tam
12. Jim Profit



1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Mal/Simon)? Do you want to? Um, yes and yes. I picked this order out of a metaphorical hat.

2. Do you think Four (Ms. Parker) is hot? How hot? She's very hot with her gun and her black coat and her basic cool kick ass ways. I so wanted her and Jarod to hook up.

3. What would happen if Twelve(Jim Profit) got Eight(Bob Brown) pregnant? Hee, you mean if Bob didn't kill Jim? Bob seems sweet and nice but he kills people for a living. I think he wouldn't tell Profit because Profit would use the baby for some type of blackmail purposes. Then Bob really woudl have to shoot him. There could be visitation rights, but it'd all have to be in some lengthy contract or something.

4. Can you rec any fics about Nine(Tony DiNozzo)? Oh, I can rec a lot. Het, slash, threesomes, crossovers. Tony is a little black dress and goes with every one and thing.

5. Would Two(River Tam) and Six(Malcolm Reynolds) make a good couple? Hmm, nope. She's too broken and he would feel like he was taking advantage. Even if she wasn't as crazy as she is, he'd still feel like he was taking advantage.

6. Five/Nine(Gibbs/Tony) or Five/Ten(Gibbs/Angel)? Why?
Ha! Gibbs and Tony are really hot together and Tony already loves his boss, so why not? Gibbs and Angel would argue and go kill demons then have hot sex. Is Gibbs a vampire? No clue but they would sit around and clean weapons then have more sex.

7. What would happen if Seven(Peter Petrelli) walked in on Two(River Tam) and Twelve(Jim Profit) having sex? Um, River and Jim? Wow, are they related? Peter would probably call the cops, or if he's got his various powers someone, meaning Jim, had better talk fast and convince him it's all consensual.

8. Make up a summary for Three/Ten (Daniel Jackson/Angel) fic.
Daniel's in L.A. Gets bit and winds up in some vampire clan. After a few weeks or months, he escapes and runs into Angel. Angel can sense he still has a soul so he doesn't stake him. They work together to avert some apocalypse and Angel invites Daniel to stay and be part of the crew.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Nathan/Bob) fluff? Perhaps back in Nathan's Navy days he ran into Bob in his Ranger days and they hooked up but that's more about blazingly hot than fluff. But, they could be old friends. As long as Bob gets to blow something up, i'd read it.

10. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve (Peter Petrelli/Jim Profit) fic. 'My Brother's Twin' or 'I love you and it has nothing to do with you looking like my brother.'

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Ms. Parker) to deflower One (Nathan Petrelli)? Ooo, that might actually be hot. And Ms. Parker does look like his current wife. Hmm, they grew up together, seeing each other while their fathers made shady deals behind closed doors. They go out a few times and she seduces him somewhere unusual.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Peter Petrelli) slash? One or two people read him. He's the little black dress of his fandom too. Seriously, a good writer could put Peter with anyone and make it work.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Daniel Jackson) het? Looks at certain pink loving people. Yes, yes they do and they have enticed me into reading it too.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Simon Tam)? Read yes, but I don't think I've seen any drawings. There is a doll floating around somewhere.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (River Tam/Ms. Parker/Jethro Gibbs)? I don't know but if they did I'd read it.

16. What might Ten (Angel) scream at a moment of great passion? "Buffy!" or "Wes!" or "Spike, damnit get your bony knee off my thigh!"

17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Bob Brown), which song would you choose? "This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other's for fun." Or since that isn't a song, I'd choose, 'America the beautiful' or the National anthem along with a montage of Bob the sniper shooting various things including chickens, helicopters and people.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Nathan Petrelli/Mal Reynolds/Jim Profit) fic, what would the warnings be? Excessive hotness, have a extinguisher nearby, bondage, sex toys, did I mention the hotness?

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (River Tam) to use on Ten (Angel)? "I'm tiny and can kick your ass. I know you like that in a woman."

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Gibbs)?
About three days ago.

21. What is Six's (Mal Reynolds) super-sekrit kink? He likes Simon to hold him down and talk dirty to him.

22. Would Eleven (Simon Tam) shag Nine (Tony DiNozzo)? Drunk or sober? Me thinks Simon would shag Tony drunk and sober then drunk again.


23. If Three (Daniel Jackson) and Seven (Peter Petrelli) get together, who tops? Hmm, I'd say Daniel but a confident 'i've got powers' Peter would top too. So they'd probably take turns. Until Nathan showed up to collect his wayward brother.


24. "One (Nathan Petrelli) and Nine (Tony DiNozzo) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Tony DiNozzo) suddenly runs off with Four (Ms. Parker). One (Nathan), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Simon Tam) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Jim Profit), then follows the wise advice of Five (Jethro Gibbs) and finds true love with Three (Daniel Jackson)."

Hee, Daniel in the 'Heroes' verse would kinda be like Mohinder, but smarter hopefully. Nathan and Daniel would be hot. And yes, Tony would run off with Ms. Parker or really I could see Tony as a Pretender almost. And wow, Nathan sleeping with Simon and having an affair with Jim Profit would be fun to read about.


25. What title would you give this fic? 'The crazy crossover extravaganza.'


26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Peter Petrelli/Bob Brown) was canon? I would be in heaven. Peter would get all overly dramatic or brood and Bob would tell him to get over it and then they'd have lots of sex.