Heh, my five year old just ate a crab rangoon. I should look outside to see if pigs are flying. She who barely eats anything without threats of sitting on her chest and stuffing it in her mouth. Maybe if she likes them I can get more chinese food into her.

Everyone's been sick. Started last wednesday when the two year old threw up once an hour for about seven hours straight. Let me tell you, those are good times! Not. Really, really not. Then the five year old got sick Thursday night. Same thing. Yaaking til around 1 in the morning. Then I felt queasy and yucky. Probably because I got to clean up after them all by myself. Slept most of friday, watched Stargate(ohmygodhowcuteandhotandyummywerejackanddaniel?) and SGA(rodneyverycutetooandlovesheptryingtoteachhim)

After they went off I went back to bed.

Oldest kid still feeling yucky so not in school today. They like 12 hours between throwing up and she did some more last night after I thought she was over it.

Hubby was sick too. Less said about that, the better. *Rolls eyes*

I want to make a post about writing and fic and ideas and plot bunnies but need to be thinky some more. If that's possible. I did finish two stories before their deadlines. I have one more to finish. I started it but who knew Peter Petrelli was a friggin talker?

Right now he won't shut up. Hopefully that story will be done on time. He may need to be tied up by Nathan.

I'm thinking I need to set deadlines for my other stories and maybe they'll get done. Maybe three weeks out. Then I will get people to poke me or something. I really want to finish my cult AU and an older NCIS AU. I want to finish a few others too. Oh and Bo and Jimmy still talk to me. But ha! Fuckers! I was right. With Heroes being back on their voices are somewhat muffled by the hotness that is Nathan and Peter.(okay i did kinda watch cursed last night and fast forwarded and yes yes stop looking at me, rewound Bo and Jimmy parts last night. Leave me lone)

I was still kinda stunned from last monday night until about last wednesday night with Heroes. I am so in love with hot ass scarred Peter it's insane. I really want to rework the entire episode so that Nahtan is still alive though. Then he and Peter could fight mind washing/controlling Sylar when he showed up.

But,um, please oh heroes people never, ever, never put Nathan in a long black coat like Peter's. You will kill your main demographic. Screw what researchers tell you, women who really want to see Nathan and Peter kiss or Mohinder and Sylar make out are your main and very loyal fans.

Three episodes left! And DVDs will be out near end of August. They better give us some man kissing. Preferably Nathan/Peter kissing. Come on, Milo and Adrian totally make out when the cameras are off. Just give us a little treat or two. You know Adrian's cool with it. I bet Milo is too.

You know you think it would be hard to talk slash and incesty goodness with Backyardigans playing right next to you, but it's not. Or I have mastered the gift of blocking children's programming from having any effect on me.

I love LJ's saved draft feature. My power just went out for ten minutes and wheeeeee, my entry was right here waiting for me when I got back.

I need Bloodties fic. Vicki/Henry, Henry/Mike, Henry/Vicki/Mike. This most recent episode was great. I'm really liking the show. And could Mike and Henry be more 12 years old? I still love Vicki and her collapsible baton.

Just finished watching 'The Marine.' So much cheese. So much. It was raining cheese. Cheese and explosions and probably steroids. John Cena looked huge. I'm probably just used to seeing him on wrestling with no shirt on. I love that they had him doing this swimmers dive into the water about 3 or 4 times. Those were great. That and the slo-mo shooting and explosions. He didn't talk much so that was a plus. I still say he looks like Mark Wahlberg.


NCIS was pretty good last night. I haven't liked this season and I can't quite put my finger on it. Yeah, Jeanne is part of the reason but not the only one. ( Last night's ep and last weeks )

Oh and my evil twin skripka wrote a little story about the characters in McGee's book.


Ever have characters talk to you in your head? Ever have them keep talking and talking and you wish they would.just.shut.up? Yeah that's me with Bo and Jimmy. Bo and Jimmy are from the movie 'Cursed.' Milo from heroes(Peter) is Bo. Bo has a crush on Jimmy. He expresses it by calling Jimmy nasty names that question Jimmy's sexuality. Jimmy doesn't slink away(much). Instead he tells Bo to just admit he's down with the homosexual agenda. Bo doesn't like this. Bo and Jimmy wrestle. Jimmy has werewolf mojo going on, and kicks Bo's ass.

Bo shows up at Jimmy's later to admit that yes, he's gay. He tries to kiss Jimmy. Jimmy's all "Dude, I am so not gay." Bo is hurt but perseveres. Then helps Jimmy out with the ensuing werewolf stuff. In the end, Jimmy, his crush Brooke, who is Bo's gf, and Bo, walk off together. He gave Jimmy his girlfriend. And there is twinkling in Jimmy's eyes. He likes Bo. Bo definitely likes Jimmy. I hate them both since they won't stay out of my head.

Usually it's like this:

Bo: You should write about us and what happens after the movie ends. I bet I get Jimmy.

Jimmy: What? I'm not gay, dude. Shut it. But yeah, write that.

Me: No. No. No. *Me writes*

Bo: Cool. Now write about the next day. And about Jimmy giving me a blowjob.

Jimmy: Why am I giving you a blowjob? What about you? You're the gay one.

Bo: Heh, according to that first story, we're both 'exploring' our sexuality. I want a story where I nail you to the bed.

Me: Omg, you all shut up! All you talk about is sex. Take a freakin break!

Jimmy: What's wrong with her?

Bo: I don't know, but she needs to get to writing.

Me:*Mutters and tears hair out*

Bo: We're teen boys and we're gay, or you know, doing that exploring shit. Whatever. Of course all we think about is sex. Get to writing.

Me: *Writes part two*

Bo: Sweet, but where's the nailing?

Jimmy: Why do I have to be on bottom?

Bo: Cause you're the girl, dude.

*Bo and Jimmy wrestle, then make out*

I go insane.

So yeah. I'm on part three. I hope to have parts one and two and some youtube clips from the movie up by this weekend. Evil horny teen boys.

Cursed was on earlier. I may have recorded it.

Also my evil twin, convinced me, no forced, yes, forced me(that's what evil twins do!) to write a Heroes AU where there will be lots of nakedness and sex and brainwashing and yeah. Too much ogling over Adrian Pasdar is the reason for this fic. Hopefully I'll get it done before they come back on. If Bo and Jimmy shut the hell up and naked, calculating Nathan can make a few visits, that might happen.

Oh and The Unit last night was good. We got shirtless Bob and then Mathteacher!Bob. Both are hot. The Tiffy and Kim stuff was pretty good too. They both had points. I loved Tiffy tearing into that house to get that boy's phone. But my one remaining question is how did he take the pic and the girl not see him?

He had one hand on her breast so his other hand had the camera phone. What was she doing? Tiffy definitely needs to sit her down and have the "All men are dogs, especially teen-aged boys" talk. They're not of course but damn, do you run into a lot.

NBC started some countdown thing about Heroes. I saw it Monday night and my response was basically: "Bastards...I want it now. Crazy bastards, making us wait until April 23rd."